Though they may look identical in every way and no way at all whatsoever, Germany and Canada are in fact VERY different countries. Don’t believe me? Okay first, that’s weird, they are definitely not the same place, but second, here’s how their respective fire departments respond to obstacles in their path.
The top video is from Germany, where a fire truck desperately and annoyingly tries to clear a Skoda from its path, before just sort of pathetically giving up.
“MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE,” the truck says. The Skoda, stout in its resolution, doesn’t budge.
“Oh… okay….” is the only response.
And here we have Montreal, Canada:
That fire truck don’t give no fucks, even if the fucks to be given are about cop cars. Just SMASH SMASH SMASH through everything in its path.
Good on you, Montreal, Quebec, Canada. I expect you to not have the entire city on fire anytime soon.
Germany, on the other hand, will probably just burn up entirely pretty soon.